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By on September 14, 2006

This story was posted to a mailing list a few weeks ago – Online Dating for Orangutans- and provoked this response:

I like long shambles on the beach, quiet evenings in my cage, and hurling excrement. Height and weight proportionate. No gibbons, please.

I wonder how long it would take The Librarian to hook up.

  • (hat-tip: the punalicious Brian)

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