Selection number 9 just goes to show that some people never learn to actually listen to the lyrics. Poor old Sting is bemused enough already by people who insist on playing the song at their weddings, let alone funerals.
I’m trying to persuade mr tog that the Ding! Dong! song from the Wizard of Oz will lighten the mood nicely when my time comes, but he’s too much of a sentimental softie to go along.