PunkAssBlog has seen a Great Need, and filled it. Evolutionary Psychology Bingo! This particular bingo card specifically addresses the antifeminist/sex-essentialist uses of evpsych.
My splorf favourite? “Confusion over whether they’re rationalising polyamory or nuclear-family patriarchy, but whatever they’re rationalising, only men evolved to enjoy it.”
Dark favourite? “Rape is an adaptation.”
Stuff I’d most like to see added in a second edition? I think further explorations of racist and ableist evpsych might be interesting.