This would be side-splittingly hilarious if it wasn’t so evil. A digg-er spotted this scan of a restaurant children’s menu:
Alongside the cheeseburgers and corndogs is a list of “DiNoSaUr FuN fAcTs”! These include:
“The most up to date scientific information shows that dinosaurs did not live millions of years ago, they lived with man. There are still some around today.”
“There have been recent expeditions into the Congo swamp where some apatosaurs still live!”
“Scientists have determined that the Loch Ness Monster is probably a dinosaur.”
and my favourite:
“Scientists have theorised that the T-rex could probably breathe fire!”
The “facts” have been attributed to the site drdino.com, but they sound more like a stoned-out mishmash of “Believe It Or Not” and “Dragons: A Fantasy Made Real”.
Here’s hoping the kids are too smart to fall for it.
The pterodactyl’s what?
Even if I did pull the arm off a T-Rex, couldn’t he just cauterize the wound with his fire-breath?
Yeah, that’s why Jesus talks about freakin’ dinosaurs so much in the bible.
Presumably by threatening to rip off their arms and let them bleed to death?
Well, it’d freak me.
*snort*
Well that’s just ridiculous, everyone knows Nessie is a pleisiosaur. Probably spelt that wrong but it goes with the menu.