Damon Wayans’ Wayout TV: Violence against Women is Fucking Hilarious

Cut to Woman calling Man, nervously, to tell him she’s pregnant.

Man says “oh, no, what are YOU going to do?”

Woman says “I’m not sure what I want to do, I’m going to take some time to think about it”

We see Man look horrified, and he says under his breath “you gotta get rid of that shit” but when she asks “what did you say?” he tells her he welcomes the pregnancy – “thrilled with the whole situation”.

Woman looks immensely relieved, says how she’s surprised because she thought he’d be mad, but now she’s so thrilled that he’s happy that she’s going to call her mother and friends to let them all know the good news.

Man tells woman there’s some things he needs to do and he’ll call her later. She says “Love you!” sincerely and he mutters half-heartedly “love you too” as he hangs up.

Man goes to window and calls “Help! Help! Anybody? Help!”

Cut to Man2 in street below. Man2 unzips jacket to reveal logo on chest of a baby-silhouette with a barred circle across it. Says “This looks like a job for Abortion Man!”

Man2 zooms up to Man’s apartment to be apprised of the situation with some bros before hos bonding, and then Man2, complete with cape, is up up and away to seek out the Woman.

“I have you now, Fiend!” says Man2, and then proceeds to punch, kick and stomp the Woman until the bloody fetus is expelled, wailing, up into the air and then into the adjacent shrubbery.

Cut back to Man’s apartment. “Thanks Abortion-Man, you saved my life!” Manly Handclasp. “Oh, I know.”