Comments on: Marry, Shag or chuck off a Cliff: Boots of Revenge & High Adventure edition

By: tigtog

tigtog — Mon, 19 May 2008 20:41:35 +0000

su, that’s a mental image that won’t leave me for a while – I wish my image-tinkering skills were good enough to play with that one!

I think he might need to be able to whip up a soufflé with it as well before you made a final decision on the long term commitment.

By: su

su — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:04:18 +0000

Ha! It is a big one isn’t it – a rayelephant gun. If it has a suck function he can do the rug for me. Is that a good enough basis for a long term commitment though?

By: tigtog

tigtog — Mon, 19 May 2008 08:51:03 +0000

c’mon su, it’s not meant to be easy

Perhaps Flash could use his rayblunderbuss to zap mozzies for you?

By: su

su — Mon, 19 May 2008 08:43:57 +0000

I keep getting stuck on the “marry” part. Can we not have Shag, Shag senseless or chuck off a cliff?
I’ll have a shot though – Knockin’ boots must be thigh high so Heloo sailor. Conan’s going off the Big Sur somewhere but what the heck should I do with Flash? I don’t have a pool so he can’t be the pool boy.

By: tigtog

tigtog — Mon, 19 May 2008 08:06:49 +0000

Conan’s a funny one for me – I loved those movies, and indeed am a huge fan of nearly all of Arnie’s action oeuvre, but I don’t find him sexually appealing at all. Plenty of others do though, by all accounts!

Uhura does indeed rock. It’s hard to find photos of her that actually show her boots though, as most lenses prefer to focus on the hem of her skirt for some reason.

By: Lauredhel

Lauredhel — Mon, 19 May 2008 07:53:56 +0000

Are no other Hoydenizens into the swash, buckle and zap at all?

I admit, I’m not. Conan’s the obvious candidate for a cliff, it’s just tricky deciding on the other two. I’m actually going to go with marrying Flash – interplanetary travel appeals to me, and I get seasick. (I’m choosing to believe that the spaceships have magical stabilising devices.)

Plus, Uhura rocks.

By: tigtog

tigtog — Mon, 19 May 2008 05:55:00 +0000

Are no other Hoydenizens into the swash, buckle and zap at all? I am shocked, shocked I tell you!

Anyway, I would be marrying Errol’s Cpt. Thorpe, shagging Flash and cliffing Conan. Captain Thorpe has by far the best boots.