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by Lauredhel on July 21, 2008

in fun & hobbies, gender & feminism

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Now that’s how you do satire.

Feminists don’t have a sense of humor
Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They have a tumor on their funny bone

They say child molestation isn’t funny
Rape and degradation’s just a crime (lighten up, ladies)
Rampant prostitution, sex for money (what’s wrong with that)
Can’t these chicks do anything but whine

Dance break
Woo-hoo
(Take it off)

They say cheap objectification isn’t witty, it’s hot
Equal work and wages worth the fight (sing us a new one)
On demand abortion, every city (okay, but no gun control)
Won’t these women ever get a life

Feminists don’t have a sense of humor (poor Hilary)
Feminists and vegetarians
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They’re far too sensitive to ever be a ham
That’s why these feminists just need to find a man

[Via Twisty.]

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Lauredhel is a forty-something woman with a disability. She lives in her Western Australian family home where books, Lego, and soapmaking gear constantly compete for space. She blogs about feminism, reproductive justice, freedom from violence, the use and misuse of language, medical science, being disabled, her vegetable garden, and whatever else pops into her head. Lauredhel also blogs at FWD/Forward (feminists with disabilities), scribbles at her personal dreamwidth journal Selective and Arbitrary, and co-moderates Hollaback Australia. She joined Hoyden About Town in 2007.

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{ 4 comments }

1 Rayedish July 21, 2008 at 9:20 am: Thank you Lauredhel for this post I enjoyed it very much and I shall now disseminate as encouraged
*heads to Facebook armed with html code and determined look on face*

Rayedishs last blog post..Bratz versus ‘My Scene’
2 nasking July 21, 2008 at 10:40 am: good stuff. A talented woman. I like Dennis Kucinich. And Ralph Nader.
3 Pavlov's Cat July 21, 2008 at 11:57 am: Classic.
4 tigtog July 22, 2008 at 8:39 am: Apparently not everyone can see the video via YouTube (although I still can). Here’s an alternative source.

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