We’ve done the other Bingos, and this one’s long overdue. With a nod to all the misogynist trolls out there who’ve provided the material for this card, I present:
Enjoy your games.
|Call child protection!||Don’t shove it in my face.||Nipplegasms!||That’s not classy.||Breastfeeding in public makes other women feel guilty.|
|Buy a pump, lady.||Veiny/udder/cows/dairy||Wouldn’t you be more comfortable in the toilet?||… light blanket …||That’s why God invented bottles.|
|I’m a licensed X, so I know that breastfeeding is wrong.||We’re trying to eat here!||…whipped it out…||Comparison to defecation, urination, masturbation or sex||It’s emotional abuse – the child will never be independent.|
|Ewwwwww! Groooossss!||That’s unhygienic. We could get a disease.||Beautiful, intimate, private moment between mum and baby||She’s just looking for trouble/ compensation||This is a family area! What if a child sees?!|
|I want some milk! Wokka wokka.||Human milk turns to water after six (9, 12) months.||Old enough to ask, old enough to wean.||Exhibitionism!||…feeding at university.|