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Lauredhel is an Australian woman and mother with a disability. She blogs about disability and accessibility, social and reproductive justice, gender, freedom from violence, the uses and misuses of language, medical science, otters, gardening, and cooking.

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30 responses to “…And objects can’t cast shadows in a vacuum! AAP & formula funding April Fool lawsuit threat”

  1. Autism : David Tayloe and AAP Lawyers Take Umbridge At Jay Gordon's April Fools Satire

    [...] Umbridge At Jay Gordon’s April Fools Satire You have GOT to read this post on Hoyden About Town: AAP & formula funding April Fool As an April Fools Day satire, Dr. Jay Gordon, under his own name, put up a fake letter from David [...]

  2. Grendel

    I don’t know about US law – but can a corporation BE defamed? Or just an individual?

    Grendel’s last blog post..Coretto Cocktail

  3. Disco Knitter » Blog Archive » American Academy of Pediatrics Severs All Ties With Infant Formula Companies

    [...] it was just an April Fools stunt – but it pissed some people [...]

  4. wildstrawberry

    I find it incredibly depressing that a pediatrician and breastfeeding advocate would make a “babiez are lucky! Cos boobies are hawt!” joke that derives its humor from sexualization of breastfeeding. Reducing a nursing mother to OMG SEXY BOOBIEZ = advocacy fail.

  5. Susan Burger

    Please submit this to the New York Times OpEd section. I was going to write something, but you’ve done a much better job. Now I’m contaminated by reading your excellent blog and would end up having to plagerize most of what you’ve written more eloquently here. Unless, I just quoted most of what you’ve written!

  6. Susan Burger

    Here’s how:

    OP-ED/EDITORIAL
    For information on Op-Ed submissions, call (212) 556-1831 or send article to oped@nytimes.com.

    They suggest 650 words. With a bit of clipping you have the entire article. If you don’t do it I’m going to have to do lots of quoting with a few transitions in between!

  7. wildstrawberry

    Thanks for the welcome, Lauredhel, and I should’ve been clearer. I was referring to the opening remarks of the 2nd email in which Dr. Gordon expresses a wish to return to infancy and be breastfed by Salma Hayek, Julia Roberts, and Halle Berry. (Because he’s a het dude who finds those women sexy! And he would like to touch their breasts! Just like their lucky, lucky babies do!). Honestly, I find it quite troubling that a pediatrician who cares for breastfeeding mothers and infants who is, by definition, obligated to turn a clinical gaze on a mother-infant dyad feels it appropriate to sexualize that gaze by making a joke about women he finds attractive and his desire to be in their babies’ place.

    As for the defamation and conflicts of interest, you pretty much covered it. :)

  8. Jill-- Unnecesarean

    Like wildstrawberry, I’m hung up on Gordon’s self-proclaimed infantile fantasy of wanting suckle celebrity breasts and wanting them to fight over who gets to “nurse” him.

    I like satire. I love The Onion. In this case, however, I don’t think I would have picked up on how the law firm’s e-mail to delete the sham release because it makes the organization appear more ethical than it actually is seems to continue the prank. Pretty interesting.

    Jill– Unnecesarean’s last blog post..Cochrane Evidence Review: Move and Shorten First Stage of Labor

  9. Dina

    Maybe I’m weird, but I didn’t find his celebrity comments offensive. They made me laugh.

    In my eyes, the primary purpose of the breast is to feed babies and young children. But in human beings, they’re also sexual objects. I think Gordon was just lightly recognizing their dual roll.

    What DOES offend me is when people make sexual comments while at the same time slamming woman who choose not to do premature weaning. You know…people saying Salma Hayak should stop nursing her very old 13 month old so they can have a turn at the breast. Not that anyone said those exact words, but I think some of the comments, regarding that incident, held those kinds of feelings.

    I personally think the April Fool’s Joke was awesome. The only thing that could have made it better for me is it NOT being a joke.

    Maybe one day….

    I can hope. Right?

  10. Jamie

    Thanks for posting, L. :)

  11. Mark

    I think the apparent asterisk at the end of “Dedicated to the health of all children” is actually a trademark symbol. I guess they are only concerned with the interests of Children (TM) – patent pending

  12. Jay Gordon, MD, FAAP

    wildstrawberry (and others) are right: That was a dumb way to start my second note. I was trying to humorously reference Ms.Hayek’s high profile and much-publicized cross-nursing of a very hungry child during her recent trip to Africa but I did a very poor job. I wish I could redact that part of my April Fool’s joke but I instead apologize for being so insensitive.

    Best,

    Thanks

  13. Jill-- Unnecesarean

    Well, I’ll be damned.

    If that’s a legit comment from Dr. Gordon, I am pretty impressed.

    I never made it over to the open thread to complain about it, but I was going to say something along the lines of how when Seth Myers made a similar joke on Saturday Night Live about Salma Hayek cross-nursing, I laughed. When a male that’s a lactivist of sorts made the same joke, I felt creeped out as a breastfeeding mom. It’s sort of a double standard.

    Back to the point of Lauredhel’s post, the dilemma of sponsorship and conflict of interest is something that I’ll be following up on. I am intrigued.

    Jill– Unnecesarean’s last blog post..New Spanish Commercial for Beds Features an Actual Birth

  14. Jay Gordon, MD, FAAP

    My wife says that I should have a lock on my keyboard so that I can’t send emails or post after 11:00 PM. Apparently, poor taste can leak into the brain even the most committed breastfeeding supporter. (The auto correct wants me to say “breast-feeding” and that drives me crazy.)

    Jay

  15. Political speech and PR cleanup: Video of the AAP at the DigitalNow conference — Hoyden About Town

    [...] can read the story in my previous post: “…And objects can’t cast shadows in a vacuum! AAP & formula funding April Fool lawsuit threa…“. In short: Jay Gordon sent this faux press release to the Lactnet mailing list, from his [...]

  16. Nicole Bernshaw, IBCLC

    I never wanted to be a lawyer/attorney because I never wanted to face the possibility of defending someone who is guilty. I do not envy AAP’s current lawyers’ position. They have achieved a tour de force in using technicalities to scorn an April’s fools joke that describes too accurately AAP’s deficiencies in their support of breastfeeding. If “misstatements of fact” apply to Jay Gordon’s first post, then Finitzo’s rebuttal has betrayed AAP with her own words. I just hope that AAP’s president Tayloe will see through the joke and make decisions that behoove his position.

    Otherwise, my friends, we still have a long campaign to wage.

    Lactationally yours,

    Nicole Bernshaw, IBCLC

  17. Susan Burger

    Dear all:

    I did not submit the article to the Huffington post and Jay did not ask my permission to do so. In fact, you are not supposed to submit to another “newspaper” for three days and there is a chance to “edit” if they accept the piece.

    Sincerely, Susan Burger

  18. Jay Gordon, MD, FAAP

    Impulse control lacking. Foolish and thoughtless.

    All spelling corrected.

    Hoyden triple-linked to HuffPo’s millions. As it should be.

    Sorry, Lauredhel and Susan. (How strong a word is “blimey?”)

    Jay

  19. Susan Burger

    Dear Jay:

    The final task is to fix the reference to the NYTimes since that possibility is now a goner as they informed me this am. Since you didn’t actually ask me first, you make it clear that I gave you permission to post it after you read my now rejected NYTimes submission. I didn’t write it because you asked me to, I wrote it on my own. The three days on the NYTimes OpEd wait period was almost up since I submitted it on April 18th. It probably would have been rejected anyway, so I’m happy for the opportunity at the Huffington post.

    In fact, I might start sending you all the items that I would be sending to the New York Times and the flood to your inbox might be perfect revenge for not asking permission first. Had you asked permission I would have said yes and done a proper review to make sure every “i” was dotted and “t” crossed and certainly every “d” and “l” in its proper position.

    Best, Susan

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