Show hir this:
After viewing that image, your geek will be frozen in place, trying to explain all that is wrong with it, while you make a clean getaway.
Awesome! *makes note to self to not forget*
UPDATE: Apologies to all folks using reader software, I only just realised that I bollixed the image alt tags earlier when I published this by not converting quotes in the description to HTML entities, so they haven’t been showing for all this time.