Article written by Lauredhel

Lauredhel is an Australian woman and mother with a disability. She blogs about social justice, reproductive justice, freedom from violence, the use and misuse of language, medical science, being disabled, her garden, and whatever else pops into her head.

Lauredhel also blogs at FWD/Forward (feminists with disabilities), scribbles at her personal dreamwidth journal Selective and Arbitrary, and co-moderates Hollaback Australia. She joined Hoyden About Town in 2007.

14 responses to “Satan’s Bed”

  1. tigtog

    Oh, those before and after pics! Think how much more convincing with a dab of Photoshopping.

    What an absolutely fascinating piece of social story.

  2. Mickle

    “female ejaculation”

    My impression was that they were simply referring to ..um…”natural lubrication” :)

    The phrase “corresponding emission” being just more of “the male is the default, and everything female is somehow a lesser version of the male.”

    But, oh god, that’s just…wow.

    And yeah, gotta love the pre-photoshop photoshop job.

  3. Becky

    Very funny. When I was in college a few years back, I was taking this human sexuality class and our fantastic teacher read to us from a book that is very similar to this one. This was a book his parents owned and he was reading it to us as a bit of humor and sexual history. I can’t remember the name of it, but it was some Christian-based book on how parents should treat their children’s sexuality. The part that I most vividly remember was about cleansing the male genitals. Parents and child alike were instructed to avert their eyes and get it done as quickly and with as little touching as possible. Otherwise, the boy may become aroused – and then god knows what would happen after that!!!

    Although its totally backward, its almost refreshing that boys’ private parts were treated as taboo, shameful and dirty as girls’! Maybe there’s some equality after all!

  4. kristi

    This is horrible, misleading sex education that probably screwed up millions. OTOH, I can’t help but think it would be nice if someone could convince the Cheeto-stained, basement-dwelling wankers of the Internet that this was really true.

  5. Paul W.

    If you can, next could be a review of those old “Ettiquette for Young Boys/Girls” books – I agree that it’s staggering how much society has changed in almost a century.

  6. Elaine Vigneault

    This is awesome that you found the pamphlet and posted it online.

  7. ladoctorita

    thank god somebody finally had the guts to come out and say that masturbation is worse than cholera and smallpox! when will our scientific community start working on a vaccine? oh, wait, all we need is a sponge bath and an early dinner. well, that’s all right, then.

    i’d love to know what the unmentioned “other measures” that one should use if one’s child doesn’t respond to reason are. straightjackets? chastity belts, perhaps?

    also, is it just me, or do the pictures imply that too much masturbation will turn you into ventriloquist’s dummy? :)

    thanks for another great post, lauredhel!

  8. Mentis Fugit

    tigtog
    Oh, those before and after pics! Think how much more convincing with a dab of Photoshopping.

    It reminds me of the retouched pictures of the Kallikaks in Goddard’s book as shown in Stephen Jay Gould’s “The Mismeasure of Man”, though I have an alternate explanation: the subject may have had an unusually small glans, so there was nothing to stop his hand flying off the end on the upstroke. As a result, he appears to have beaten himself up, rather than off, more often than not.

    Mickle
    “female ejaculation”

    My impression was that they were simply referring to ..um”¦”natural lubrication” :)

    That was my reading too, with the caveat that the author may not have encountered either phenomenon, considering their general demeanour on the subject.

    kristi
    This is horrible, misleading sex education that probably screwed up millions. OTOH, I can’t help but think it would be nice if someone could convince the Cheeto-stained, basement-dwelling wankers of the Internet that this was really true.

    Maybe for them, it is. (Believe me, it would explain almost everything.)

    Cheetos: harmless cheese-flavoured convenience snack, or masturbation-triggered mutagen? Tonight, on Sixty Minutes…

  9. The Devil Drink

    I don’t care what you say, the fella looks happier in ‘after’. Very well satisfied with himself—and as Woody Allen said, there’s nothing wrong with masturbation, after all it’s sex with somebody you love.
    Will nobody mention fluoridation? That’s the real threat to the purity and essence of our bodily fluids.

  10. Another Outspoken Female

    Was this taken from the Family First health manifesto?

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