May the Fourth be with you on this Star Wars Day.
After viewing that image, your geek will be frozen in place, trying to explain all that is wrong with it, while you make a clean getaway.
UPDATE: Apologies to all folks using reader software, I only just realised that I bollixed the image alt tags earlier in the full post.
May the 4th be with you. I know, I know. ‘Tis a mightily horrendous pun. Blame silkworm.