gratuitous ogling

Random Googling observation

whoa, there really are a lot of pics of Gerard Butler in his Spartan togs out on the web.

What? You try googling images for “alien butler” and see if you can avoid pics of men in leather speedos.

What now? Why do I need an alien butler, you ask? Ah. *taps nose*

I Have A Very Good Reason. OK? But I don’t want this alien butler: