whoa, there really are a lot of pics of Gerard Butler in his Spartan togs out on the web. [sfx:crickets] What? You try googling images for “alien butler” and see if you can avoid pics of men in leather speedos.
[sfx:crickets] What now? Why do I need an alien butler, you ask? Ah. *taps nose*
[sfx:crickets] Look, I Just Have A Very Good Reason. OK? But I don’t want this alien butler:
Oh all right. I just have nothing much to post about, as I’m busy consolidating my main websites into a more coherent web presence, and I want to play with an alien butler graphic as part of the landing page theme (because they are cool examples of woo-kitsch that you have to love). I’ve found that having too many separate pies online is too fragmentary, so I want one page where people can go and decide whether they want Viv the webwrangler, Viv the comedy tragic, or tigtog the scary progblogger – still three separate spheres, but a little more obviously still all me, and I can just link to one site instead of having to pick which one I should link to all the time.
I’ve also created a second twitter account (@vivsmythe) that’s intended for tweeting webstuff & comedy more than politics updates, separate from my current updates-protected one where I’ve just been getting the hang of the thing (and is anyone else getting lots of follow requests from update-protected sites with scantily clad ladies as the logo? Or is some idiot spamming me?).
Has anyone else spring-cleaned their web-stuff lately?