Clothing company J. Crew are apparently part of some kind of diabolical plot to pussify boys, as evidenced by this advertisement showing a mother (who also happens to be the president and creative director of the company, so there’s all the proof that I need for a conspiracy), painting her son’s toenails pink.
I can only say that I admire the patience it takes to keep this all a conspiracy, because one look at J. Crew’s current catalogue for kids shows a bunch of boys wearing pirate shirts, riding skateboards and carrying slingshots. At that rate it is going to take them a couple of centuries or more to “throw our species into real psychological turmoil”.
P.P.S. (Big thanks to Taurus Rising for the article).