FYI: I’m very much over any jokes which overlook the existence of living Mayans today. Just as the fall of the Roman Empire didn’t mean the end of Romans in Italy, the fall of the classical Mayan civilisation didn’t mean the end of Mayans on the Yucatan peninsula.
I do however approve these messages:
Of course The Doctor will save us – how else can we watch this year’s Doctor Who Xmas special? Or go and see The Hobbit on Boxing Day?