The world needs a social justice version of John Baez’ classic simple method for rating potentially revolutionary contributions to physics AKA The Crackpot Index, to rate our never-ending “feedback” from troglodytes of assorted stripes who are convinced that not only are we Doin It Rong but that we deserve to be threatened into silence for daring to have an opinion in the first place.
For starters, it needs a less ableist title, obviously. Some link-link goodness for any injokes would be good. Somewhere, there needs to be a reference to ManCaveThrust, because that’s exactly the sort of commentor who should manage an impressively high score on our index, since the grading scale would be pretty much the exact opposite of how Scalzi grades his hate-mail.
Suggestions? On any of Baez’ 37 criteria? Or condensing it down to under 20 criteria maybe?