An hour ago I was standing on the promenade at Coogee above where Willie Mason was sunbathing below, skylarking (loudly) with a few fellow Kangaroos.
How did I know they were Kangaroos? They were wearing their team shorts. Wasn’t that helpful of them for those passing by?
Anyway, mea culpa: there were heavy things lying around, yet I didn’t drop anything on him.