We were chatting desultorily about a small wound he has on the back of his leg, which I was dressing, and I reported that it was looking good, not too oozy.
mr tog: I wish I was the marketing director for Uzi guns.
tigtog: Why is that?
mr tog: Because then I could advertise the various accessories as uziwhatsits.
Reader, that’s why I married him.
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