The spider: a Golden Orb Weaver. The bird: a native finch called a Chestnut–breasted Mannikin.
I hereby call for a Truth in Advertising campaign for Australian tourism.
“Down Under: If the sun doesn’t get you, the wildlife will.”
“Where the bloody hell are ya? …. oh. I’ll get a rope.”
“Queensland. Beautiful one day… perfect the HOLY FUCK WHAT WAS THAT?”