Which is why I’m not going to mention a certain product name that was repeated over and over and over again in a press release I just received claiming that a certain product that is used to whiten stuff that people want to be whiter is actively involved in an official campaign to become a sponsor for “the most famous white house in the world, the White House” that they expect to “be a welcome addition to the American economy which is on the brink of collapse”. This “amusing” press release seemed to never end.

Yep, absolutely no resemblance
Categories: media
I just wanted to say Old Spice Guy – sigh, you are so damn adorable.