If you join in the comments thread challenge over at Larvatus Prodeo, you can add a lustre to your day as you:
1. Mock Paris Hilton
2. Mock Senator John McCain (R, Ariz)
3. Make your doubts about the war in Iraq even more obvious to all and sundry
4. Make the LP bloggers laugh hard enough to cough up more and more donations to the victims of the tsunami that inundated large parts of the Solomon islands.
And you get to do it with limericks! How can you resist?