Never too early to start your fetus wearing a tinfoil colander

Today’s Useless Baby Gear: Mummywraps!

Planning your family, or baby already on the way? You want the best for your child, but how can you protect your precious bundle of joy against the potentially harmful electrosmog that swirls invisibly around us wherever we are, and whatever we are doing, 24 hours a day?


Q: What is the science behind the MummyWraps with Swiss-Shield® top?
A: The most effective EMR shielding method is the Faraday Cage, which is metal-sheet or wire mesh enclosure that shields the enclosed area from all external EMR. It is an accepted scientific fact that a fabric woven of fine metal threads will provide similar EMR minimising or blocking benefits to those provided by a Faraday Cage. The manufacturers of Swiss Shield® have successfully spun a finely drawn silver-coated copper wire and cotton into a thread, which is in turn made into cloth to produce the Swiss Shield® fabric that is incorporated in the MummyWraps with Swiss Shield® top.

What say ye, readers? Is this on your essential baby shower list?

Categories: health, Science, skepticism


2 replies

  1. Don’t forget EMF shielding T shirts, camisoles and boxer shorts.
    Plus you won’t get those static shocks as you used to in dry weather and your clothes won’t cling to you!

  2. i wonder what happens when you try to go through airport security in one of those things.

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