Last night, out with my family:
Child: …and then you might get hit by a meteor and you’d be in real trouble!
Other Child: Meteorite.
Me: Well, no, a meteor is not a meteorite until it’s actually on the ground, so you couldn’t get hit by a meteorite…
Spouse: Well, not unless somebody picked a meteorite up off the ground and threw it at you.
A short while later, passing a restaurant called Chedi Thai:
Son: Ha! Jedi restaurant. [makes lightsaber noises] Use the Force!
Daughter: No, you must use the Sauce.