Zoe had some sort of collision with a crystal ball and ended up liveblogging Tonight’s Budget Speech last night instead. So the plan is:

1. Print out Zoe’s post.
2. Make a large jug of something reprehensibly alcoholic
3. Sit in comfy chair with printed post and pencil to hand, with jug and glass in easy but stable reaching distance
4. Switch on Lefty Mind Control Communicator Central aka Your ABC at 7:30pm to watch the Treasurer’s Speech
5. For every fulfilled Zoe prediction, first tick the pertinent part of the post, then pour a glass and scull it
6. Loud silly noises for every fulfilled Zoe prediction are also mandatory
7. Laugh at the cat for looking so surprised at one’s shenanigans

Suggestions are hereby solicited for a variation on the game above to be played during Red Ken<sup1 Red Kerry’s analysis of the Budget following Swannie’s speech.

H/T Kim at LP

1. Posted in haste and my brane’s naming centre somehow channeled the recent London Mayoral election.

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