April and Ollie (the ‘clean-living’ Pentecostal preacher’s son) are having a showmance on Big Brother Ten USA. The whole shebang – unprotected PIV sex (he withdrew) and all. Go, abstinence-only education!
Here’s host Julie Chen interviewing them about their showmance, in the presence of all the housemates.
Julie: I sense there’s love in the air in the Big Brother house. April …
April: Yes, Julie?
Julie: What is it about Ollie that first attracted you to him?
April: Wooooow, wow. Yeah. [laughs]
[laughter and applause from the other housemates] [Ollie looks sheepish and/or embarrassed]
April: Um, well Julie, Ollie’s a great guy. He really is. Um, he’s a sweetheart, and he’s really kind, and he’s easy to talk to in the house. I mean this house can really make you go crazy a little bit, and it’s nice when you have someone you can conversate with on an intellectual level.
Julie: Awww. Ollie …
Ollie: Hey Julie, how you doin’. [possessively puts arm around April with a big grin. April looks and laughs.]
Julie: I’m doin’ well.
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