I know you’re wondering why I haven’t done a referrer-logs search terms post lately. Here you go!
Random searches bringing folks to Hoyden About Town:
college rape statistics
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pictures of baggy singlets
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Let’s Talk About Sex
I delete the vast majority of these. We know there are a lot of people out there fantasising about rape and paedophilia, but it’s rather disturbing to actually read their search terms. Here are some of the more genteel searches leading folks to Hoyden About Town.
ladies body parts
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i’m straight but i think vaginas are ugly
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In the “Who knew we were the top hit for that search on Google Netherlands?” category, we have a winner:
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Your Questions Answered
major infant formula companies in bangladesh
Maybe one of the other Hoydenizens has a more complete response to this question? I know that Nestlé has been up to its usual culpable advertising in the country. Informal searching suggests that Nestlé has a stranglehold on the Bangladeshi formula market.
You can read a little more on infant feeding in Bangladesh here in the Dhaka Courier. They list the following brands as being imports from China possibly affected by the Chinese milk melamine poisoning: Diploma, Red Cow, Dano, Yashili-1, Yashili-2, Sweet Baby-2, Nido Fortified Instant, and Anlene.
how late can you use RU486
That depends whether you’re using it as emergency contraception (EC, the “Morning-After Pill”) or as part of a medical abortion protocol. As EC, RU486 (mifepristone) can be taken up to 5 days after unprotected PIV (penis-in-vagina) sex, and is very effective. Unfortunately, it is not available yet for this use in Australia.
Read more in this American Family Physician article, “Emergency Postcoital Contraception“.
RU486 can also be used as all or part of the medication protocol in an early medical abortion, before nine weeks. It is usually combined with misoprostol. The advantages over surgical termination of pregnancy is that a medical abortion can be performed as soon as a woman or girl knows she is pregnant, instead of waiting until 5-6 weeks; and, of course, the actual abortion can occur in the privacy of her own home instead of surgically in a clinic. Complete medical abortion occurs in around 95% of women after the medication protocol; 5% will go on to need a surgical abortion.
If you think you might have an unwanted pregnancy, call your local Family Planning centre, Marie Stopes clinic, or GP for help as soon as possible. If you don’t have a GP who you know supports women’s choice, you may wish to ask around first. Beware of “pregnancy crisis helplines” run by religious-right organisations; they may not always declare their agenda up front.
how do girls deal with not looking like jessica alba
Nobody looks like Jessica Alba. Not even Jessica Alba looks like Jessica Alba. Somehow, we have to all just not sweat it. This is not as easy as it sounds.
can you have essure removed
Unfortunately, no, or not readily. Once the coiled Essure sterilisation device is placed in the Fallopian tubes, it incites a cellular reaction that grows scar tissue around and into the coil, securing it into place. The only way to remove it would be with major surgery to remove the tubes and possibly a small part of the uterus as well. One doctor claims to have performed surgery to cut the Essure coils out of the uterine muscle and re-implant the Fallopian tube through the uterine wall. This would be an experimental and non-trivial procedure, and the return of fertility would be in no way assured.
Unfortunately, it would also be potentially risky to have IVF after Essure placement without removal of the Essure coils first, as might be safely done after tubal ligation; the devices protrude into the uterus and its effects on a growing pregnancy are unknown.
are abortions illegal in melbourne
Mostly, no. You can read the Abortion Law Reform Bill 2008 in its entirety at Austlii. Despite declarations that “Abortion is now legal in Victoria!”, there are still limitations on the legal ability for women to make choices about their own bodies. After 24 weeks, for example, at least two medical practitioners must sign off on the procedure.
Thankfully, the Act specifically excludes the possibility that a woman might be charged for performing an abortion on herself, as is currently a problem in Queensland, but anyone who assists her might still be open to prosecution and up to ten years in prison.
The Act also requires that hospital staff who wish to be “conscientious objectors” must perform an abortion in an immediate life-threatening emergency, or declare their objection and refer on request in the absence of one. Despite the protests of the Catholic Church that they couldn’t possibly stay in the hospital business in Victoria if the Abortion Law Reform Act passed, no hospitals seem to have closed.
sexual harassment jokes
Uh, no. Don’t do that.
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I said NO.
And this one’s over to you. Any ideas what these googlers were looking for, Hoydentariat?
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