You really wouldn’t want to get these jackets mixed up once the online interaction systems get properly sorted.
Exhibit A:
Feel an online hug just like the real thing
Jacket made to measure for love from afar
Exhibit B:
Self Defense Jacket delivers 80,000 volts
Categories: Life, technology
25 years of the WWW 
For my birthday you could, if you like, donate to the Ada Initiative 
*waves extravagantly at the internet* We’re back! 
Tool of the Day 
Hoyden About Town 