The lad’s school did a letter to Santa as a writing exercise this week. Here’s the Lad’s, hot on the heels of the Great Smiley Conjunction:
“Daer Santa how ar yew dewing? How is Rewdof going Hav all ov the Randeer Baen good I wood lic for crismis a teloscope From [name]”
How are you doing? How is Rudolf going? Have all of the reindeer been good?
I would like for Christmas a telescope.
Dear sweet child.
He also painted me a flower. Just for you folk who think he draws nothing but ogres and dragons: