The Northern Star today has an article about a man who is being tried on “five counts of having sex with a minor; and seven counts of indecent assault”. The woman laying the complaints was 15 when she was first impregnated by the man, her much older brother-in-law.
The headline and lede of the article?
A woman who accuses her brother-in-law of sexually assaulting her when she was a girl had first lied to a doctor by telling her she became pregnant to a schoolboy at a drunken party.
For serious, people.