Otterday! And Open Thread.
How many times do I have to tell you, people? Don’t fuck with otters. They are VICIOUS LITTLE WEASELS. Awesome vicious little weasels – this is not an insult – but vicious little weasels.
Please feel free to use this thread to natter about anything your heart desires. Is there anything great happening in your life? Anything you want to get off your chest? Reading a good book (or a bad one)? Anything in the news that you’d like to discuss? What have you created lately? Commiserations, felicitations, temptations, contemplations, speculations?
Description: Handheld phone video. It is a sunny Floridian canal bank. An otter is quietly hanging out on the edge of the canal. The holder of the phone runs right up at the otter. The otter jumps into the water and swims a short distance away. The otter circles back around, and takes a good look at the holder of the phone, perhaps trying to tell him to get the fuck out of his space. The otter circles around in the water once more, giving the camera dude yet another chance to back off. The otter then climbs up out of the water, lopes toward camera dude, and bites him. A scream is heard as the camera shakes and bucks.