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  • But a doctor wrote it! It must be true!

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    Ever heard of “Disenfranchised Father Syndrome“? No? How about “Divorce Related Malicious Mother Syndrome“? Me neither, but to a lot of men, particularly in the USA, the conditions are believed to be real, including one I had heard of –… Read More ›

  • They did what?

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    Thus far my blog has been a BB free zone, but WTF? John and Ashley were evicted for doing what? For any two men to do that anywhere is offensive, but how stupid do you have to be to do… Read More ›

  • The Art of Parody, Sublime

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    On my blog the women come and bitch Reading Ivan Denisovitch. And indeed there will be time To download videos of laissez faire, Time to pull rants from my derriere, With a cowlick in the middle of my hair –… Read More ›

  • New twists on old memes

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    OK, Pavlov’s Cat infected Ampersand Duck, and it’s contagious. Everyone remembers the old porn name game, right?YOUR PORN NAME(First Pet’s Name + Name of Street First Lived On) My porn name is Rusty Bruce, which, as I have often noted,… Read More ›

  • But what would they sing?

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    Grooms for life: Denise Noe has a plan to reduce abortions by recruiting godly single men to marry knocked-up whores who will thereupon resile from their baby-murd’rin’ ways and fawn upon the godbothering grooms in gratitude thereafter ’til death do… Read More ›

  • The Dr. Mengele of Philanthropy

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    Even cynical people have noted that by giving his money to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Buffet has resisted the inevitable egotistic temptation to reinvent a working wheel by aggrandising his existing charity foundation in his wife’s name, but… Read More ›

  • Oh, this brought back bad memories

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    Rumours have been flying about the death of Sofia Rodriguez-Urrutia-Shu: Police in Perth have been forced to deny that a man accused of murdering an eight-year-old schoolgirl is one of the killers of British boy James Bulger. I was living… Read More ›

  • US Commentariat schadenfreude

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    Right-Blogistan is all het up about an email from the founder of top-ranking blog DailyKos to other progressive bloggers asking them to not report on a story unfavourable to an associate of his. This request from Markos Moulitsas is being… Read More ›

  • A whale of a weekend

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    Had a nice weekend away from the house enjoying the fine weather, so haven’t blogged. On Saturday, the family and I met up with Morgspace and The Other Andrew for lunch at Coogee. It was a perfect Sydney winter’s day… Read More ›

  • Please don’t suck

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    Relax, it’s not the Twisty bj wars [warning – flameproof underwear required, and you can follow it around lots of other blogs too] No, Futurama is going back into production. Zack of Shakespeare’s Sister captures my response to this news… Read More ›