On my blog the women come and bitch
Reading Ivan Denisovitch.
And indeed there will be time
To download videos of laissez faire,
Time to pull rants from my derriere,
With a cowlick in the middle of my hair –[They will say: “How his schtick is growing thin!”]
In The Love Song of J. Edgar Goldstein, an homage to one of my favouritest poems ever, Chris Clarke skewers Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom latest ill-humoured rant.
How absolutely de-fucking-lightful.
Now that was very, very funny. I love Prufrock, so I thought I’d be a little sensitive to the jumble, but it’s right on the money.
I’m fortunate enough to have known Chris’ wordsmithing even before he began blogging. He’s one of the best writers I know.If you know the blogger the parody is aimed at, it’s even better. Check out the satire archive over there for more gems.
I know Goldstein – he’s lampooned over at Pandagon with great frequency.
And deservedly so.Chris doesn’t lampoon only Goldstein, though. This one on states instituting abortion bans is a doozy.