[image source: the Age]
Via the fabulous Ms Fits at Reasons You Will Hate Me, our Deputy PM Julia Gillard has been voted Australia’s Second Sexiest Woman – by readers of puerile supersoftcore fapmag Ralph. Gillard laughed it off.
What say ye, readers? A pile of sex-obsessed pillocks trying to put a threateningly strong woman in her place the only way they know how – by evaluating her worth as a sex object? Or a glimmer of real admiration for an intelligent, powerful woman?
Sensibly, readers also voted Kyle “Prat” Sandilands into first place as Wanker of the Year, robbing Corey Worthington of another two point five minutes of fame. It’s over, dude. The wankers have elected their king.
 Yes, yes, I know. It’s an insult to wankers everywhere. ObDisclaimer: masturbation is a perfectly cromulent pasttime.