Let me hand a depressingly large number of people an embarrassingly obvious cluestick: nobody gets to yell BINGO! on marking just one square.
One only gets to yell BINGO! if somebody on the internet is advancing
allan assortment of those arguments simultaneously.
If one looks at the various Internet Bingo Cards with just a little bit of attention, one can clearly see that the arguments on the squares are often contradictory, so if somebody on the internet is arguing them
alla whole heap of them together, then they’re either utterly illogical or cynically disingenuous. Do you Grok it now?
Now, perhaps those of you who keep on advancing arguments that ignore the entire mechanics of how the game of bingo works can start paying more attention to the existence of all those other embarrassingly obvious cluesticks waving their gently fluttering ribbons in your vicinity, because if you missed that one I can guarantee you that you’re missing a metric buttload of others.
This post courtesy of Somebody Being Wrong On The Internet.