Holy baby-flavoured doughnuts on a stick, I am so over the mass media.
Everywhere I’ve looked for the past week, there has been some special snowflake shaking his head slowly, tut-tutting, and blathering on about how they’re the only person on the planet to whom it has occurred that Obama isn’t actually the Messiah, Lord and Saviour of us all, come on a glitter-drenched unicorn to spew rainbows from his navel and bring us into a new Golden Age.
Newsflash, dudes: when every single other reporter on every other network is saying the same thing, you’re not the special snowflake you think you are.
And stop fucking re-writing history out of your imagination. We’ve been saying for many many months that the dude isn’t the epitome of progressivism, isn’t a feminist in shining armour, isn’t going to deliver us from evil.
He’s better than the alternative. We knew that.
He’s going to disappoint us. We knew that. And we’re disappointed. But not surprised. No-one who was paying attention is surprised.
Just shut the fuck up about how you’re THE ONLY PERSON WHO NOTICED, and berating us about how you told us so.