Welcome to the Hoyden About Town Inaugural Troll-Off! Inspired by Feministe’s Next Top Troll, in the Hoyden Troll-Off you get to vote for the worst. You’ll need to “click to continue” to see all of the contestants, and the poll.
1: First up we have recurrent troll Iain Hall, who flailed around on “Quick hit: New Centrelink “equality” to hit older lesbians the worst“:
Do you have no sense of humour?
Offended by my using the term leftard? I’m surprised that You do not cite my use the term “femnazi” 😆
Sure I don’t support Gay marriage, but I do support the right of any adult to have consensual sex with any other adult as they please.
2. The very original John Doe dropped into “More “Teehee! Boobies!” from the breast cancer awareness industry”, because he was very concerned for our health:
wa wa wa wa… perhaps, the idea is to actually make you think, because god forbid, only men are lazy to have their rectum checked for cancer, women aren’t lazy to have their breasts examined. Whatever gets the message across, and if it has you people bitching away like a bunch of feminist pasties, then the message is working. Women will take care of their health where it matters. These days women think they are so invincible.
3. kitsune_baka_hentai the self-styled “wapanese furtard” leapt to the defence of T-Shirt Hell, doing neither it nor himself any favours:
I loved t-shirt hell for it’s sick and twisted sense of humor, the type of people who didn’t get Tshirt Hell’s brand of satire are probably the same kind of comically brain-dead uppity fucks who screamed “THAT’S RACIST!” at Wonder Showzen (one of the only GOOD shows to ever come out of MTV). “It’s Not Gay, If You Beat Them Up Afterwards” this joke actually takes a little thought on your part. See, it’s a stab at all those sexually repressed closeted hicktown churchie fucks who end up playing around with another person of their own gender and then murdering or brutalizing the person they did stuff with to get rid of the evidence/witness. Do you get it NOW? The shirts were never ENCOURAGING or ENDORSING the actions they described, they were MAKING FUN OF THEM (Kinda like how Wonder Showzen made fun of everyone, from Jews, to Xtians, to Blacks, to sister-fucking, wife-beating, meth-cooking Rednecks).
T-Shirts Hell will be missed, just as I still miss the original incarnation of SatanLovesMe.com / PunkAssGear.com before they turned into a pussy ass Emo/Horror Movie shirt site, probably cuz some christfag complained that their stuff was “too controversial.” Atleast I got my “Partnership for a God-Free America” and “Jesus Hates You” shirts BEFORE they lost their balls.
4. Oz Ozzie popped into a threadful of feminists pissed off about Salma Hayek’s lactating breasts being constantly objectified, and thought this was appropriate:
While I admire a good pair of calves greatly, I’d rather, err, think about the breasts. (sigh. Have I just become sexist?)
5. 1, yes, that’s just 1, like Madonna, also wanted to defend T-Shirt Hell, but didn’t quite have the vocabulary of kitsune_baka_hentai:
get over it for fucks sake.
6. And on Salma Hayek again – there’s nothing like boobs to draw the bottom-dwellers out of the closet – “She’s a joke” had this to say:
1st off there is no substantial nutritional value in breast milk after 12 months.. to do so afterwards is a “Mother’s” issue/ codependency and is wrong.. Now to feed someone’s else kid, in front of a video camera for the whole world to see, is another “issue” Ms. Hayek has… if this was truelly a sincere gesture, it wouldn’t have went down the way it did.. She’s disgusting, very insecure, and a mean bitch..
7. Last up, we have this very special snowflake on the bushfire thread, A Lavey, who thinks that just changing his nym will get him out of moderation here:
The bush fires are a product of convict blood, god is punishing them for imbred sodomy betwenn brother, sister and animal. They all love the attention, they are so swift to become critics and vigilantes to hide their own terrible secrets. Idiots, did anyone have the brains to think of a warning system when they chose to live in the bush ? No. A bunch of rich people with their head in the clouds. All this money pouring in they do not deserve. People in the city and suburbs that get burnt out get no special treatment or donations. These people in the bush would all have insurance like everyone else, what a waste of money. Most will get better homes than they had in the first place.
Vote Now! You can, if you wish, choose Other, and let us know your favourite Hoydentroll in comments. Or share a steaming little nugget from your own blog commentariat.
Update: The results are in.