So I went image hunting and photoshopping.
For those who don’t frequent Shakesville, Melissa McEwan (aka Shakespeare’s Sister) occasionally presents certain commenters with an image of a fainting-couch, or uses it to illustrate a post involving a moral panic amongst the pearlclutching set.
I could have just copied her image (I’m sure she would give permission if asked by a fellow progblogger) but I decided to do my own.
Both images are up on my Flickr account, just link to them as needed using Flickr’s guidelines (click on them to go to Flickr). Go forth and mock, mates.