The comment autospamulatron we use at Hoyden About Town is Akismet. As of right now, it is reporting:
“Akismet has caught 99,993 spam for you since you first installed it.”
I figure that we’ll hit the 100,000 mark sometime within the next few hours, so I thought I would share a song of praise for this little piece of digital magic.
On the first day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
A better search engine rank for me.
On the second day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
Two penis pumps,
And a better search engine rank for me.
On the third day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
Three junk stocks,
Two penis pumps,
And a better search engine rank for me.
On the fourth day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
Four weight loss scams,
Three junk stocks,
Two penis pumps,
And a better search engine rank for me.
On the fifth day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
Five pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ints of sperm!
Four weight loss scams,
Three junk stocks,
Two penis pumps,
And a better search engine rank for me.
On the sixth day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
Six Rolex watches,
Five pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ints of sperm!
Four weight loss scams,
Three junk stocks,
Two penis pumps,
And a better search engine rank for me.
On the seventh day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
Seven bargain diplomas,
Six Rolex watches,
Five pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ints of sperm!
Four weight loss scams,
Three junk stocks,
Two penis pumps,
And a better search engine rank for me.
On the eighth day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
Eight mortgage swindles,
Seven bargain diplomas,
Six Rolex watches,
Five pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ints of sperm!
Four weight loss scams,
Three junk stocks,
Two penis pumps,
And a better search engine rank for me.
On the ninth day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
Nine discreet prescriptions,
Eight mortgage swindles,
Seven bargain diplomas,
Six Rolex watches,
Five pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ints of sperm!
Four weight loss scams,
Three junk stocks,
Two penis pumps,
And a better search engine rank for me.
On the tenth day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
Ten .info links,
Nine discreet prescriptions,
Eight mortgage swindles,
Seven bargain diplomas,
Six Rolex watches,
Five pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ints of sperm!
Four weight loss scams,
Three junk stocks,
Two penis pumps,
And a better search engine rank for me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
Eleven cut-rate tickets,
Ten .info links,
Nine discreet prescriptions,
Eight mortgage swindles,
Seven bargain diplomas,
Six Rolex watches,
Five pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ints of sperm!
Four weight loss scams,
Three junk stocks,
Two penis pumps,
And a better search engine rank for me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Akismet hid from you
Twelve hott amateur horses,
Eleven cut-rate tickets,
Ten .info links,
Nine discreet prescriptions,
Eight mortgage swindles,
Seven bargain diplomas,
Six Rolex watches,
Five pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ints of sperm!
Four weight loss scams,
Three junk stocks,
Two penis pumps,
And a better search engine rank for me.
And to all a good night.
Categories: fun & hobbies, Meta
Sometimes I miss my USENet rotating .sig file 
Methinks ’tis time to update a ‘net classic 
We apologise for the interruption in transmission 
Weekly Whimsy 
Hoyden About Town 
Waitaminit! Turkey spam?? Turkey?? The mind boggles, it oes.
You forgot the breast enlargements!
Beppie: this is a spamsong, so there’s absolutely no reason why it should stop at twelve, just because that is the convention in polite society.
Thirteen breast enlargements,
Fourteen online casinos,
Fifteen free t3en sex cams,
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